我被骗了,割包皮真的好痛!!!(附上一张手术后法王)

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alone_stalker

2021-01-08T10:22:30+00:00

以前看日语课,都看的有码,所以以为大家都一样,贤者状态是全包,boki状态可以全露,结果前段时间看国产探花视频,女主说男主包皮厚,当天晚上刷nga又看到割包皮帖子,我再观察一下自己的,才知道自己这么多年错了。

所以趁着冬天+年轻+没结婚+年后入职这么多buff,挂了个泌尿科号看一下。唰地一下把裤子脱了,医生说怎么这么长,早就该割了。然后就给我开单。我看了眼,手术1900,开的药500,总共2400。裸辞考编,医保早就停了(而且医保是深圳的,异地),也没想着用医保。

这时候我妈来电话,让我先回来商量商量。才知道这医生外面也可以做手术。这时候摆在我面前两个方案:1,当地最好医院,2400,环切器,伤口整齐,愈合快,出血少。2,医生私活,1200,应该是剪,愈合慢,后期要要拆线。为了弟弟,我宁愿选择贵一点的2400。(人家广州才2200,我这种小城市还贵)

今天一大早,我就跑去做核酸检测,下午3点半出报告,拿着手术单+报告跟着医生(一个年轻男医生)进了手术室,我知道你们想知道细节

首先医生会拿麻醉针扎你的牛子,右边扎,左边扎,上下都扎,这种感觉你们代入一下,我看别人是抹麻药再打麻药,医生和我说像蚂蚁咬,不痛。结果nmd痛死我了,我汗都飙出来了,脚和手都扣得紧得不行,当然麻药起效后啥感觉都没有了,医生就开始操作,我有点后悔没旁观医生是怎么操作牛子的。术后碘伏还沾我衣服上了。
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现在麻药过了,我牛子贼痛,医生让我无内穿裤子,一星期别沾水,2天后自己涂碘伏拆纱布。
ssantx-avatar

ssantx

你有没有问医生当天割完第二天能不能去打中单[s:ac:瞎]
HeroJackBauer-avatar

HeroJackBauer

[s:ac:哭笑]我他妈点进来以为是骗开车的
结果没想到

楼下开车开快点
Eanders-avatar

Eanders

高情商.jpg
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alone_stalker

[quote][pid=483688750,25025899,1]Reply[/pid] Post by [uid=62467900]方寸痴心懒辩说[/uid] (2021-01-08 18:31):

[s:ac:哭笑]我他妈点进来以为是骗开车的
结果没想到

楼下开车开快点 [/quote]别这样,药了我吧,求求宁了
Aquez-avatar

Aquez

不狂了?[s:ac:哭笑]
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xZianTv-avatar

xZianTv

主楼就不看了 等回帖
Mr.Raguin-avatar

Mr.Raguin

学着点,这才是高情商
Briancami1-avatar

Briancami1

司机呢,有人还没上车[img]http://img.nga.178.com/attachments/mon_201209/14/-47218_5052bc4cc6331.png[/img]
iandian-avatar

iandian

听着都疼
Eanders-avatar

Eanders

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还是发几张吧,手机上的都删了
Mack Milli-avatar

Mack Milli

坐等开车[img]http://img.nga.178.com/attachments/mon_201209/14/-47218_5052bc4cc6331.png[/img]