[水一帖] 给大家欣赏一场经典的打滚表演

起因是有个老哥发了个帖子：人大硕士不如人大本科吗
[url]https://bbs.nga.cn/read.php?tid=28217903[/url]

楼里有个[@Haitians]当即表示(以下简称“H”)，不同意，同平台的硕士肯定大于本科
[img]https://img.nga.178.com/attachments/mon_202108/26/-vabhQ8j1i-5crwZiT3cSv9-v0.jpg[/img]
而我则表示反对
[img]https://img.nga.178.com/attachments/mon_202108/26/-vabhQ8j1i-hznlZeT3cSim-sg.jpg[/img]
经过H的提醒，修正了一下说法
[img]https://img.nga.178.com/attachments/mon_202108/26/-vabhQ8j1i-36fkZcT3cSji-sg.jpg[/img]
然后H说了，本科生同平台肯定不如研究生，本科现在就是个P
[img]https://img.nga.178.com/attachments/mon_202108/26/-vabhQ8j1i-ff78ZdT1kSeq-sg.jpg[/img]
后来他发现我是个土本，从事金融行业，又要求我去考个国外的博
[img]https://img.nga.178.com/attachments/mon_202108/26/-vabhQ8j1i-9v6ZeT3cSmx-sg.jpg[/img]
然后我表示非常疑惑，因为国内的金融行业从来没有读博，以及读国外博的要求
[img]https://img.nga.178.com/attachments/mon_202108/26/-vabhQ8j1i-c3n3ZdT1kSeq-sg.jpg[/img]
结果这哥们转头就忘记了
[img]https://img.nga.178.com/attachments/mon_202108/26/-vabhQ8j1i-gvm4ZfT3cSi8-sg.jpg[/img]
结果我把他的语录贴出来以后他开始顾左右而言他，显示出了卓越的记忆力
[img]https://img.nga.178.com/attachments/mon_202108/26/-vabhQ8j1i-9imzZgT1kSeq-sg.jpg[/img]
这段过去之后，他又写了一长段话，仍然坚持那个观点，即顶尖的名校学生不会选择就业
[img]https://img.nga.178.com/attachments/mon_202108/26/-vabhQ8j1i-7d8ZzT1kShs-1tu.jpg[/img]
而我表示，本科生里最优秀的，要么去顶尖企业，要么出国，碰到机会好的也会直博
[img]https://img.nga.178.com/attachments/mon_202108/26/-vabhQ8j1i-gpthZxT1kShs-1iu.jpg[/img]
然后我和H就清华的就业数据杠了几十楼以后，H仿佛找到了什么奇怪的驳点，莫名开始发笑
[img]https://img.nga.178.com/attachments/mon_202108/26/-vabhQ8j1i-gx0nZgT1kShs-12h.jpg[/img]
然后我认为他总结的自己的观点并没有问题
[img]https://img.nga.178.com/attachments/mon_202108/26/-vabhQ8j1i-gobrZeT1kShs-12h.jpg[/img]
而H认为这几个在顶尖企业就业的人是系统误差，没有代表性
[img]https://img.nga.178.com/attachments/mon_202108/26/-vabhQ8j1i-l7rnZmT1kShs-12i.jpg[/img]
又杠了几楼以后，突然出现了第三个人，清华老哥
[img]https://img.nga.178.com/attachments/mon_202108/26/-vabhQ8j1i-dnnmZeT3cSv9-sg.jpg[/img]
然后H开始反驳清华老哥
[img]https://img.nga.178.com/attachments/mon_202108/26/-vabhQ8j1i-9rnoZkT3cSv9-wa.jpg[/img]
我发现清华老哥出现，让H反驳清华老哥，而H以他单位离清华近为由进行反驳
[img]https://img.nga.178.com/attachments/mon_202108/26/-vabhQ8j1i-jan9ZdT3cSv9-sa.jpg[/img]
[img]https://img.nga.178.com/attachments/mon_202108/26/-vabhQ8j1i-e7lvZdT3cSv9-u4.jpg[/img]
而清华老哥仍然表示反对
[img]https://img.nga.178.com/attachments/mon_202108/26/-vabhQ8j1i-fbrbK2jT3cSv9-ki.jpg[/img]
而H仍然不同意，甚至试图偷换概念被我发现
[img]https://img.nga.178.com/attachments/mon_202108/26/-vabhQd4i8-a0rvZdT3cSka-sg.jpg[/img]
[img]https://img.nga.178.com/attachments/mon_202108/26/-vabhQ8j1i-gpakZfT3cSog-sg.jpg[/img]
而清华老哥持续进行反驳，而H依然不依不饶
[img]https://img.nga.178.com/attachments/mon_202108/26/-vabhQakn5-gndfZlT3cSv9-v5.jpg[/img]
[img]https://img.nga.178.com/attachments/mon_202108/26/-vabhQd4jd-87toZgT1kShs-sg.jpg[/img]
[img]https://img.nga.178.com/attachments/mon_202108/26/-vabhQd4jl-djrhZhT3cSv9-t5.jpg[/img]
我成了乐子人，不断在边上拱火
[img]https://img.nga.178.com/attachments/mon_202108/26/-vabhQakna-3tp4ZcT3cSv9-s4.jpg[/img]
[img]https://img.nga.178.com/attachments/mon_202108/26/-vabhQd4l0-kkzoZeT3cSv9-w7.jpg[/img]
最后H恼羞成怒，把我拉黑了[s:a2:偷吃]
[img]https://img.nga.178.com/attachments/mon_202108/26/-vabhQd4lt-7amcK1sT3cSv9-h6.jpg[/img]
然后H仍然在反驳清华老哥
[img]https://img.nga.178.com/attachments/mon_202108/26/-vabhQd08g-1ilvZfT3cShz-sg.jpg[/img]