Darkhelmut
2021-11-16T07:20:52+00:00
有请楼下上元首图和德国BOY，让老哥们乐乐，大学是德语专业的，有些鬼畜听懂了就没意思了，哎，早知道不学了。。。
为什么说德语是世界上最鬼畜的语言
Owens
und doch habe ich allein
AndreD6
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as 'Euro-English'.
In the first year, 's' will replace the soft 'c'. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard 'c' will be dropped in favour of 'k'. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome 'ph' will be replaced with 'f'. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent 'e' in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as
replasing 'th' with 'z' and 'w' with 'v'.
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vords kontaining 'ou' and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as 'Euro-English'.
In the first year, 's' will replace the soft 'c'. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard 'c' will be dropped in favour of 'k'. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome 'ph' will be replaced with 'f'. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent 'e' in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as
replasing 'th' with 'z' and 'w' with 'v'.
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vords kontaining 'ou' and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl
Theo.mostlycryin
[quote][pid=566723101,29475701,1]Reply[/pid] Post by [uid=42348717]就是树洞下[/uid] (2021-11-17 15:33):
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded[/quote]看噗了哈哈哈哈
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded[/quote]看噗了哈哈哈哈
blvvck
八百个嫂夫人挨个biu
兩七
大屁股裂了，尼玛斯
Ryukin
我到河北省来
lord of loneliness
图书馆[img]http://img.nga.178.com/attachments/mon_201209/14/-47218_5052bc4cc6331.png[/img]
TryHardz
[quote][pid=566723101,29475701,1]Reply[/pid] Post by [uid=42348717]就是树洞下[/uid] (2021-11-17 15:33):
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded[/quote][s:ac:哭笑]我竟然学会德语了
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded[/quote][s:ac:哭笑]我竟然学会德语了
GTAB
[quote][pid=566731799,29475701,1]Reply[/pid] Post by [uid=1873022]lihco3[/uid] (2021-11-17 16:06):
八百个嫂夫人挨个biu[/quote]少个来，挨个来biu
八百个嫂夫人挨个biu[/quote]少个来，挨个来biu
CauzeMania
完全不鬼畜
德国萌妹子说出来，软软糯糯的
当然，跟毛妹的软语没法比
德国萌妹子说出来，软软糯糯的
CallMeMod
[quote][pid=566723101,29475701,1]Reply[/pid] Post by [uid=42348717]就是树洞下[/uid] (2021-11-17 15:33):
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded[/quote]上古吗？我out了[s:ac:哭笑]
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded[/quote]上古吗？我out了[s:ac:哭笑]
sloff
[quote][pid=566722607,29475701,1]Reply[/pid] Post by [uid=60736766]gopnikbx[/uid] (2021-11-17 15:31):
und doch habe ich allein[/quote]“我到河北省来”[s:ac:哭笑][s:ac:哭笑]
und doch habe ich allein[/quote]“我到河北省来”[s:ac:哭笑][s:ac:哭笑]
Ninjadagger
[quote][pid=566723101,29475701,1]Reply[/pid] Post by [uid=42348717]就是树洞下[/uid] (2021-11-17 15:33):
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded[/quote]好家伙我已经学会德语了
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded[/quote]好家伙我已经学会德语了
NyxJARKSassassin
[quote][pid=566723101,29475701,1]Reply[/pid] Post by [uid=42348717]就是树洞下[/uid] (2021-11-17 15:33):
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded[/quote]论如何用一篇短文学会一门新语言(
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded[/quote]论如何用一篇短文学会一门新语言(
Zambieslayer29
德国boy:“发生啥事？我练功发自真心！”“一起比赛考0分，谁是第一名呀？”
YOOCHUN
Stardenburdenhardenbart?[img]http://img.nga.178.com/attachments/mon_201209/14/-47218_5052bc4cc6331.png[/img]
sae
有节操，有节操，有节操
Soju Bae
[quote][pid=566722607,29475701,1]Reply[/pid] Post by [uid=60736766]gopnikbx[/uid] (2021-11-17 15:31):
und doch habe ich allein[/quote]den ganzen Europa erobert？太久了都忘了[s:ac:呆]
und doch habe ich allein[/quote]den ganzen Europa erobert？太久了都忘了[s:ac:呆]
Bronson
[quote][pid=566723101,29475701,1]Reply[/pid] Post by [uid=42348717]就是树洞下[/uid] (2021-11-17 15:33):
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be t......[/quote]打开了德语学习的新世界
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be t......[/quote]打开了德语学习的新世界