学校查早恋,我主动承认了

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T8MZ

单相思[s:ac:呆]
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junqiz136

[img]http://img.nga.178.com/attachments/mon_201209/14/-47218_5052bc4f51be7.png[/img]非纯表
LEON.-avatar

LEON.

梦回20年前猫扑大杂烩[s:ac:哭笑]
FourRoses-avatar

FourRoses

芜湖起飞[s:ac:喘]
Epreal-avatar

Epreal

[s:a2:doge]
可能你以为的“对象”已经自首过了
只是对象不是你
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adrian512

怎么觉得真惨~
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CRITTERbabies

啊笑死[s:ac:哭笑]
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Mr.Beat

早恋应该指的未成年的肉体关系吧?
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xeltol

[img]https://img.nga.178.com/attachments/mon_202106/27/-4qiozQ2o-gzwoK2fT1kShs-120.jpg.medium.jpg[/img]大学也查早恋吗?
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xlizzi

xswl 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Jets-avatar

Jets

你这段子编的不错[s:a2:doge]
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Bowin-

[s:ac:哭笑]你老师厉害啊,知道啥叫做杀人诛心
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Gabrielluminati

你老师只是走个过场,没想到真抓着了,最后想想太麻烦还是不管了[s:ac:哭笑]
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Puddin'

暗恋告诉老师了么[s:ac:哭笑]
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babatunde

钓鱼贴,你们居然信了

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cutie owl | maxi

[quote][tid=27371183]Topic[/tid] Post by [uid=63081771]塞北月如霜[/uid] (2021-06-27 16:50):

老师问清了情况,告诉我,你个傻子这不叫早恋,你们只是朋友关系[s:a2:大哭][/quote]老师不忍心告诉你,你没戏
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Emmylou୨୧

哈哈哈哈哈
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Gabrielluminati

Reply to [pid=527721045,27371183,1]Reply[/pid] Post by [uid=63110049]艰难时势[/uid] (2021-06-27 17:12)蚌埠住了啊,哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
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ryann

段子:
然后你对象也承认了二十多个 没一个是你