躺平了,我也想去草蛇去

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Corvinn

2021-07-14T13:14:11+00:00

吃个夜宵,夜市正在放白娘子传奇一幕,白娘子和许仙初次相遇,许仙一脸愁眉苦脸,想开个诊所,正为资金而发愁,白娘子资助资金,又赔了千年修行,还把丫鬟小青也赔了进去,看的我好生羡慕
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Nesto

谁不想软饭硬吃呢[s:ac:愁]
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GGKiiko

更多的书生是被狐狸精盯上榨一干净吧...
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bluo

建国后不许成精
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Emelca

太刺激了233
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chritzkrieg

[quote][tid=27622872]Topic[/tid] Post by [uid=27281234]往事寒流[/uid] (2021-07-15 21:19):

吃个夜宵,夜市正在放白娘子传奇一幕,白娘子和许仙初次相遇,许仙一脸愁眉苦脸,想开个诊所,正为资金而发愁,白娘子资助资金,又赔了千年修行,还把丫鬟小青也赔了进去,看的我好生羡慕[/quote]人家几千年前就认识啊,回头客了。为啥都看不起许仙?文曲星君,专门投胎要做他儿子啊!
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kyussmyboy32

听说蛇的交配时间很长,一次好几个小时[img]http://img.nga.178.com/attachments/mon_201209/14/-47218_5052bc4cc6331.png[/img]
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Jayylix_

[s:ac:哭笑]法海你不懂爱,瞬间出戏
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Un4in

好歹还占一样


为资金发愁
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𝐸𝓍𝑜𝓉𝒾𝒸

记得拔牙噢兄弟