诸葛亮会控制天气,那为何不直接召唤出一个小冰河期把吴魏冻死得了

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thegodfather

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冲鸭!!!
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Drknz

因为他没星星了,不然直接上两个狂风不就好了
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🍉🍗

逆天而行,死路一条!不然五丈原也不会下雨了[s:ac:茶]
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🅺🅸🅽🅶 🅼🅾🆇🆇🅸🅴

诸葛亮字孔明,你以为叫奥拉基尔呢?[s:ac:哭笑]
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Drknz

Reply to [pid=503608335,26091889,1]Reply[/pid] Post by [uid=60703255]狗带色鹰鸡[/uid] (2021-03-28 17:42)给拳师送弹药吗[s:ac:哭笑]
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FaithInTheFlay

为啥不直接召唤伽马射线爆?
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SussyBaka

[quote][pid=503608551,26091889,1]Reply[/pid] Post by [uid=38195470]n3hC[/uid] (2021-03-28 17:43):

因为他没星星了,不然直接上两个狂风不就好了[/quote]按三国杀的逻辑,冰法应该是拆迁队或者奶吧[s:ac:哭笑]
ShyRogue-avatar

ShyRogue

你会用键盘,咋不穿回去一键盘把曹操孙权拍死[s:ac:茶]
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DoAxJuggernaut

因为诸葛亮没钱洗成冰系天赋。他刚拜托我来找楼主援助488,400洗天赋,80路费,8块吃饭,洗完打赢后必有回报
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mebeNL

冻不死的,对面一大堆火法,

官渡:火烧对面粮草
赤壁夷陵:都是火攻取胜
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buddha influencer

[quote][pid=503608555,26091889,1]Reply[/pid] Post by [uid=8419901]关羽晕长[/uid] (2021-03-28 17:43):
逆天而行,死路一条!不然五丈原也不会下雨了[s:ac:茶][/quote]五丈原下雨。。。。[img]http://img.nga.178.com/attachments/mon_201209/14/-47218_5052bcb6e96d1.png[/img]
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𝔽𝕒𝕣𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕘

[quote][pid=503608335,26091889,1]Reply[/pid] Post by [uid=60703255]狗带色鹰鸡[/uid] (2021-03-28 17:42):

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冲鸭!!![/quote]壮士继续啊
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DaJackal

刘备没三请楼主去匡大汉嘛?
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SureShot

谁说他能控制天气的找他们去。
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SureShot

[quote][pid=503608335,26091889,1]Reply[/pid] Post by [uid=60703255]狗带色鹰鸡[/uid] (2021-03-28 17:42):

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冲鸭!!![/quote]天到晚就知道发这种东西!(就一张吗?)
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dynamite

不是你刚刚说什么来着?[s:ac:喘]
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JazNIFF

[quote][pid=503608555,26091889,1]Reply[/pid] Post by [uid=8419901]关羽晕长[/uid] (2021-03-28 17:43):

逆天而行,死路一条!不然五丈原也不会下雨了[s:ac:茶][/quote]上方谷吧[s:ac:喷]
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Anpot

你知道歇后语里头,“诸葛亮借东风”后半句是“神机妙算”吗?[s:ac:茶]如果真能控制天气为什么不接神通广大或者法力无边?
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oXIchimaruXo

你当打三国战纪呢?

还能召唤雷电。