[今日沙雕图]2020.05.10

猛男起床，开始瞎忙，今天新鲜的老段子
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本想不去上班的，结果隔壁的呼吸机：躺着就好，我氧你呀

我一个鲤鱼打挺，骑上自行车风驰电掣，老板我来了！！！




1.我再也不乳法了
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2.我再也不让人碰我的电脑了
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3.我再也让别人进我的房间了
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4.我再也不黑伍佰了
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5.我再也不说黎明是凑数的了
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6.我再也不学日系恋爱了，额，好像这不是日系恋爱，是日本鬼子
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7.我再也不用卑躬屈膝了，小王
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8.我再也不当钢铁直男了
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9.我再也不相信爱情了
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20.对不起，我再也不打拳了
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25.起名
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26.同志，你要清楚自己的定位
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