有压箱底的笑话嘛？就是一听就想哈哈哈那种

[s:ac:哭笑]泥潭群侠传，特别是电梯拉屎侠，拉猫侠。

特喜欢的一个，想起来就忍俊不禁
-外面天气如何？
-在下毛毛雨
-原来是毛毛雨大人

[quote][pid=520954550,27013286,1]Reply[/pid] Post by [uid=42218763]半价の薯片[/uid] (2021-06-02 07:36):

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紫薯布丁.exe[/quote]这个简单，昨天的包子是前天做的[s:ac:哭笑]

吸血鬼吃不吃辣？
吸血鬼喜欢不辣的

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紫薯布丁.exe

小明和小刚在海边讲笑话结果遇难了，知道为什么吗？海啸(笑)了
[s:ac:冷]

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孩子你出生的时候，天上有一条巨龙飞过，所以你的名字就叫作陈有条！

B站可能会倒闭，但不会变质。

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[quote][pid=520954550,27013286,1]Reply[/pid] Post by [uid=42218763]半价の薯片[/uid] (2021-06-02 07:36):

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紫薯布丁.exe[/quote]那昨天吃的应该是前天的[s:ac:呆]

海绵宝宝说:早！蟹老板！
然后他被蟹老板打了一顿。

取水用水[s:ac:哭笑]
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叔叔你别拉了，我害怕[s:ac:哭笑][s:ac:哭笑]

解剖结果：他没死

[quote][pid=520957917,27013286,1]Reply[/pid] Post by [uid=5583252]zc3210478[/uid] (2021-06-02 08:03):

海绵宝宝说:早！蟹老板！
然后他被蟹老板打了一顿。[/quote]没看懂啊！！！

[quote][pid=520961231,27013286,1]Reply[/pid] Post by [uid=62255432]ues1[/uid] (2021-06-02 08:24):

没看懂啊！！！[/quote]早泄老板zsbd