最近黑人抬棺挺火的,好像以后我去世也搞一个啊

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hello my name is markiplier

2020-04-07T12:51:30+00:00

[img]https://img.nga.178.com/attachments/mon_202004/14/-7Q5-iw0iKf.jpg.medium.jpg[/img][img]https://img.nga.178.com/attachments/mon_202004/14/-7Q5-jhjiK1uT1kSdk-dk.jpg.medium.jpg[/img][img]https://img.nga.178.com/attachments/mon_202004/14/-7Q5-jr8lK2lT1kSb4-b4.jpg.medium.jpg[/img][img]https://img.nga.178.com/attachments/mon_202004/14/-7Q5-kdxeZbT1kSh6-h6.jpg.medium.jpg[/img][img]https://img.nga.178.com/attachments/mon_202004/14/-7Q5-kmuhZcT1kSf4-f4.jpg.medium.jpg[/img]后代别为我悲伤,跳起舞来[s:ac:哭笑]
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是的 配上电音哀乐 再整个这个

我也觉得死后有这待遇也不错
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_Allthe~REASONS_

这一套好像合人民币十二万,在加纳算是高消费了
hello my name is markiplier-avatar

hello my name is markiplier

[quote][pid=413373825,21282818,1]Reply[/pid] Post by [uid=60232012]月牙骨[/uid] (2020-04-14 20:57):

这一套好像合人民币十二万,在加纳算是高消费了[/quote]是啊,我这边请大师诵经一天也用不了这么多
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NyxJARKSassassin

之前那个“play this on my funeral”不是搞过一次么[s:ac:哭笑]
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Big Curt

[quote][tid=21282818]Topic[/tid] Post by [uid=61229493]胖狗子[/uid] (2020-04-14 20:56):

[img]https://img.nga.178.com/attachments/mon_202004/14/-7Q5-iw0iKf.jpg.medium.jpg[/img][img]https://img.nga.178.com/attachments/mon_202004/14/-7Q5-jhjiK1uT1kSdk-dk.jpg.medium.jpg[/img][img]https://img.nga.178.com/attachments/mon_202004/14/-7Q5-jr8lK2lT1kSb4-b4.jpg.medium.jpg[/img][img]https://img.nga.178.com/attachments/mon_202004/14/-7Q5-kdxeZbT1kSh6-h6.jpg.medium.jpg[/img][img]./mo[/quote]中国不能土葬,要是抬骨灰盒的话少了一点气势。倒是你可以请一些广场舞大妈到你的灵堂骨灰盒前蹦迪。

[s:ac:茶]
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1009ouob

[quote][pid=413374249,21282818,1]Reply[/pid] Post by [uid=37595551]流枫逸晨[/uid] (2020-04-14 20:59):

中国不能土葬,要是抬骨灰盒的话少了一点气势。倒是你可以请一些广场舞大妈到你的灵堂骨灰盒前蹦迪。

[s:ac:茶][/quote]棺材里放骨灰盒啊,没问题,还轻多了能搞出花样[s:ac:哭笑]
NicotineKnight-avatar

NicotineKnight

推荐配个唢呐联动,双倍快乐[s:ac:茶]
Jags the GOAT-avatar

Jags the GOAT

你想气死你子女啊[s:ac:哭笑]
Haruru-avatar

Haruru

有钱我也想来一套,比请舞女坟头蹦迪还带感
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dman69

似李!昆仑奴!
Mal0-avatar

Mal0

国内有坟头蹦迪服务,你要不要点一个[s:ac:哭笑]
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AndyChan_

给爷也整一个!
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Klye

Reply to [pid=413374502,21282818,1]Reply[/pid] Post by [uid=42208257]破晦[/uid] (2020-04-14 21:00)
这要包裹不严,抬完一天一看,嗬,棺材搞内部装修呢
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Gotem

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楼主来来来[s:a2:鬼脸][s:a2:鬼脸][s:a2:鬼脸]
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SleepyBreadMaker

[quote][pid=413374249,21282818,1]Reply[/pid] Post by [uid=37595551]流枫逸晨[/uid] (2020-04-14 20:59):

中国不能土葬,要是抬骨灰盒的话少了一点气势。倒是你可以请一些广场舞大妈到你的灵堂骨灰盒前蹦迪。

[s:ac:茶][/quote]在殡仪馆,入炉前搞起
ЧВК РЕДАН-avatar

ЧВК РЕДАН

葬礼不是一个人的事啊,你可以想想那帮亲戚来了什么表情[s:ac:哭笑][s:ac:哭笑][s:ac:哭笑]
Big Chimpin-avatar

Big Chimpin

其实很多死的人都希望喜丧的
但是子女顶不住周围人的眼光啊,死人又不能出来辩解是他提议的
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nerd_

这还不如找个跳钢管舞的呢
TeemoTheKappatan-avatar

TeemoTheKappatan

那你怕是没看过B站翻车视频,轻则遗体日光浴,重则骨灰都被扬喽