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2022-05-24T07:45:27+00:00
刚刚收到了一封诈骗邮件，嗯，准确的说是我家老头收到的，邮件内容如下：本来给老爷子解释明白这是个骗子就完了，但是不知怎么的这封邮件就一直在我脑子里转悠，越想越觉得这群骗子也太不靠谱了，英语水平还没我上初三的外甥好呢。通篇各类狗屁不通的语法和表达错误。
于是乎，我决定回复他一封各位泥潭老哥觉得我这个回复如何？或者有没有更好的点子来一起整活？
诈骗邮件内容 ...
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提取出来的原文：
Dear Trusting Friend in God,
Am Mrs. Linda Arthur from London, 58 years an aging widow suffering from long term illness. I have the sum of $17.5M For you to use the fund for God's work. I found your e-mail address as a real Child of God for over a month now that I have been praying about you to know if really you are working according to the direction of God, with trust reply me with this email address: (lyn.arthur011@gmail.com
Thanks,
Yours in the Lord
Mrs. Linda Arthur.
提取出来的原文：
Dear Trusting Friend in God,
Am Mrs. Linda Arthur from London, 58 years an aging widow suffering from long term illness. I have the sum of $17.5M For you to use the fund for God's work. I found your e-mail address as a real Child of God for over a month now that I have been praying about you to know if really you are working according to the direction of God, with trust reply me with this email address: (lyn.arthur011@gmail.com
Thanks,
Yours in the Lord
Mrs. Linda Arthur.
于是乎，我决定回复他一封
回复骗子的邮件 ...
Hi Linda,
I'm James Collins, a peacekeeper in Iraq. I was so happy to hear from you on the battlefield in Iraq. It is very dangerous here, bullet or tomorrow, I will never know which will hit me first. An email from a devout Christian made me feel good, especially in a place full of Muslims.
I'm on my way to fight terrorists. Before I go, I have one wish, maybe it will be my last wish and I hope you can do it for me: Can I see your pussy?
James Collins
(感谢百度翻译的大力支持[s:ac:闪光])
I'm James Collins, a peacekeeper in Iraq. I was so happy to hear from you on the battlefield in Iraq. It is very dangerous here, bullet or tomorrow, I will never know which will hit me first. An email from a devout Christian made me feel good, especially in a place full of Muslims.
I'm on my way to fight terrorists. Before I go, I have one wish, maybe it will be my last wish and I hope you can do it for me: Can I see your pussy?
James Collins
(感谢百度翻译的大力支持[s:ac:闪光])