[今日份沙雕]和人打麻将，一直赢，被威胁“你老婆在我手上，你注意点”该怎么办

老婆突然想学打麻将，无奈陪练，老婆毫无新手光环，一直输，便恼羞成怒，用我老婆威胁我[s:ac:汗]
我也不知道这是什么操作
另 沙雕图份上

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