落寞
2021-08-07T09:25:44+00:00
刚刚在外网上看到一个词，Bushism，查了一下原来是小布什满嘴跑火车的搞笑语录，被恶搞的人整理归类下来，变成梗一样的东西很多人用。
随便看了几个，差点把水喷键盘上。
There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, fool me once… shame on… shame on you. Fool me—can't get fooled again
尤其是这句，笑的我肚子疼。
其他的也挺搞笑的。
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
They misunderestimated me
真是笑死我了，就这文化水平的也能当总统？这还耶鲁大学毕业的呢，看来美国的名校真没啥好吹的，有钱就随便上
他说的是个几把？[s:ac:哭笑]楼主能不能翻译一下？[s:ac:哭笑]
[quote][pid=540145936,28005011,1]Reply[/pid] Post by [uid=557398]osiris_0o0[/uid] (2021-08-10 17:34):
第一个没看懂[/quote]第一个是说骗我一次，shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me[img]http://img.nga.178.com/attachments/mon_201209/14/-47218_5052bc4cc6331.png[/img]
人家的爹可是总统。
想起那个著名的苏联笑话
“爷爷，我以后能当将军吗？”
“你这么聪明，当然可以。”
“那我以后能当元帅吗？”
“不行，元帅他也有孙子。”
[s:a2:doge]
第一个是那句谚语他后面记不清，说错了是吧？愚弄我一次，是你坏，愚弄我两次，是我蠢。这类的
他当总统那几年确实也是个欢乐来源，如果不看他发动了第二次海湾战争的话。
我印象里他最搞笑的一次是吃白宫免费送的薯片被差点噎死(
小布什其实挺有意思的，他那个感觉跟川宝还不太一样。[s:ac:哭笑]
川宝更多是莽，小布什感觉更蠢一些[s:ac:哭笑]
而且长相看起来就不太聪明的亚子
[quote][pid=540146902,28005011,1]Reply[/pid] Post by [uid=9112662]sd120171450[/uid] (2021-08-10 17:37):
他当总统那几年确实也是个欢乐来源，如果不看他发动了第二次海湾战争的话。
我印象里他最搞笑的一次是吃白宫免费送的薯片被差点噎死([/quote]不，最搞笑的是被人扔鞋[s:ac:哭笑]
小布什最搞笑的一张图
海地地震和克林顿去慰问那种，智障级操作
和人握完手嫌脏，在克林顿背上擦了擦[s:ac:汗]
还有他的手下拉姆斯菲尔德，初代懂王，没有人比他更熟悉know的用法[s:ac:哭笑]
"Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns—the ones we don't know we don't know. And if one looks throughout the history of our country and other free countries, it is the latter category that tends to be the difficult ones."
小布什家族全都是耶鲁的，他可不随便上耶鲁？
小布什当年申请耶鲁时耶鲁有一项就是让人填家族里的耶鲁校友，小布什正面都写满了还没写完。
当年美国人评价小布什的段子是：脑子分为左右两部分，the right part is nothing left，the left part is nothing right.
[quote][pid=540147594,28005011,1]Reply[/pid] Post by [uid=62502221]声微丶丶饭否[/uid] (2021-08-10 17:39):
还有他的手下拉姆斯菲尔德，初代懂王，没有人比他更熟悉know的用法[s:ac:哭笑]
"Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to[/quote]hhhhh这什么听君一席话胜听一席话的车轱辘[s:ac:哭笑]