Vintage Notion
2021-08-29T03:41:41+00:00
对上了属于是
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左刹车右油门——那不是卡丁车吗？[img]http://img.nga.178.com/attachments/mon_201209/14/-47218_5052bc4cc6331.png[/img]
我就想到有这么个小品 司机去洗脚 要先洗油门的脚 老婆就要他先洗刹车的脚 洗脚妹子说 油门刹车都是一只脚
好久远的小品了
其他梗就不知道了
离了就别想合。
老公也能是老板，对，老板也能是老公
你把我休了，跟他闲去
不管先洗哪只脚，最后技师都会用按摩板在每只脚上轻轻的打上五十小板
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[quote][pid=547994020,28403277,1]Reply[/pid] Post by [uid=62198323]长缨在手何时缚龙[/uid] (2021-09-07 12:07):
离了就别想合。
老公也能是老板，对，老板也能是老公
你把我休了，跟他闲去[/quote]触发关键词了？
[quote][pid=547991646,28403277,1]Reply[/pid] Post by [uid=35710473]silverspoon[/uid] (2021-09-07 11:59):
没看懂[/quote][img]https://img.nga.178.com/attachments/mon_202109/07/-7Qj7a-a1w2ZlT3cSsd-fv.jpg.medium.jpg[/img]
[quote][pid=548003588,28403277,1]Reply[/pid] Post by [uid=61450132]默夜丶[/uid] (2021-09-07 12:42):
触发关键词了？[/quote][img]https://img.nga.178.com/attachments/mon_202109/07/-7Qj7a-7xn0ZlT3cSsd-fv.jpg.medium.jpg[/img]
一看就是没看过春晚[s:ac:哭笑]
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[quote][pid=547993055,28403277,1]Reply[/pid] Post by [uid=11431437]我爱坏小猫[/uid] (2021-09-07 12:04):
大锤80[s:ac:闪光][/quote][img]https://img.nga.178.com/attachments/mon_202109/07/-7Qj7a-828vK13T3cSsg-d4.jpg.medium.jpg[/img]
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[quote][pid=548005921,28403277,1]Reply[/pid] Post by [uid=590666]蔚莲倩影[/uid] (2021-09-07 12:51):
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[img]https://img.nga.178.com/attachments/mon_202109/07/-7Qj7a-a9igK10T3cSsg-d4.jpg.medium.jpg[/img][/quote]她脚37的，我脚43的，没让你打个37折