MagicPants
2020-04-04T01:44:45+00:00
[quote]An extinction-level event Asteroid 11KM across has been observed on an impact trajectory with the Earth.
The Scientific community have warned if we don't deflect this cataclysmic chunk of rock then life on Earth will be extinguished.
People: ”Yeah... but how many people has it actually killed?”
Scientists: ” Zero. But...”
People: ”That's fewer than shark attacks, or vending machines and chainsaw accidents combined”.
Scientists: ”What...”
Meanwhile at the The White House.
Trump: ”The asteroid is a hoax there is no danger, it's sponsored by the liberal lamestream media, manufactured by the Chinese government.”
Days later as the asteroid nears.
Trump: ”This isn't any asteroid. It's the biggest and best asteroid. An asteroid like no one has seen. An asteroid like no liberals have seen. It's going to be tremendous”.
”The asteroid will have passed by Easter.”
”People are surprised I know this stuff. I know it, you know it and everybody knows it. I have all the facts about asteroids. It's going to be yuuuggee.”
[/quote][quote]人类观测到一颗直径11公里的灭世级小行星将会撞上地球。
科学家们警告称，如果我们不将这颗灾难性天体的轨道偏折，地球上的所有生命都会灭亡。
群众：“是哦……那这颗小行星现在已经杀死多少人了呢？”
科学家：“还是零啊。但是……”
群众：“那因它而死的人不是比被鲨鱼袭击、被自动售货机压死、和被电锯意外弄死的人还要少啊。”
科学家：“这有什么关系吗……”
与此同时，在白宫。
川普：“这颗小行星就是个骗局，根本没有什么危险，这一切都是出于自由派垃圾媒体的鼓动和中国政府的一手炮制。”
几天后小行星靠近了。
川普：“这可不是一般的小行星，这是最大的最棒的小行星，没有人见过这样的小行星，没有自由派见过这样的小行星，它会无比巨大。”
“小行星到复活节就会和我们擦肩而过。”
“别人发现我知道这种事情他们都很吃惊。我当然懂，你也懂，大家都懂的。小行星的事情我全都知道。它会很巨～～～大。”
[/quote]
The Scientific community have warned if we don't deflect this cataclysmic chunk of rock then life on Earth will be extinguished.
People: ”Yeah... but how many people has it actually killed?”
Scientists: ” Zero. But...”
People: ”That's fewer than shark attacks, or vending machines and chainsaw accidents combined”.
Scientists: ”What...”
Meanwhile at the The White House.
Trump: ”The asteroid is a hoax there is no danger, it's sponsored by the liberal lamestream media, manufactured by the Chinese government.”
Days later as the asteroid nears.
Trump: ”This isn't any asteroid. It's the biggest and best asteroid. An asteroid like no one has seen. An asteroid like no liberals have seen. It's going to be tremendous”.
”The asteroid will have passed by Easter.”
”People are surprised I know this stuff. I know it, you know it and everybody knows it. I have all the facts about asteroids. It's going to be yuuuggee.”
[/quote][quote]人类观测到一颗直径11公里的灭世级小行星将会撞上地球。
科学家们警告称，如果我们不将这颗灾难性天体的轨道偏折，地球上的所有生命都会灭亡。
群众：“是哦……那这颗小行星现在已经杀死多少人了呢？”
科学家：“还是零啊。但是……”
群众：“那因它而死的人不是比被鲨鱼袭击、被自动售货机压死、和被电锯意外弄死的人还要少啊。”
科学家：“这有什么关系吗……”
与此同时，在白宫。
川普：“这颗小行星就是个骗局，根本没有什么危险，这一切都是出于自由派垃圾媒体的鼓动和中国政府的一手炮制。”
几天后小行星靠近了。
川普：“这可不是一般的小行星，这是最大的最棒的小行星，没有人见过这样的小行星，没有自由派见过这样的小行星，它会无比巨大。”
“小行星到复活节就会和我们擦肩而过。”
“别人发现我知道这种事情他们都很吃惊。我当然懂，你也懂，大家都懂的。小行星的事情我全都知道。它会很巨～～～大。”
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